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| - - - Only 2 comments? Aye, Maron! I feel like every other xangan ever. You treat me horribly! I give and give and give...
Just kidding. I like it when the comment count is low. It's like, only the people who read it on a regular basis comment. It's nice that every once in a while, these people can be recognized.
However.
I am so funny.
I can make anything funny.
Seriously.
Give me a noun. All of you. I will make it funny. All of them. Email them to bangbangsuckaa@hotmail.com
jessie.
Oh. P to the sizzle. I'm going to cut my hair. It will probably be the effing jam. There. I said it.
P.S.S. Oh geez. I believe I've bit off more than I can chew. Well, Beowulf and Odysseus can brag and still convince. But was their audience more willing of being convinced? Some of you, I'm sure, will laugh and say it's not funny, only in order to be difficult. Oh well. Bring on the nouns! | | |
| Well. In honor of Presidents Day, I'm going to write a list of things I hate about xanga.
1. I hate it when people sign the end of their entires as "me". Me? Are you sure you wrote that? Because, looking at the signature here, it might've been me. I'm not going to look at the comment and be like "Who wrote this? Who could possibly... oh. Oh okay. It's me."
2. I hate people who say "That's AllState's stand." This rarely happens. Actually, I don't think I've ever seen it before. But I hate it. With a passion.
3. I hate people who insult people who tYpE lYk DiSh and have boring xanga entries. Correct spelling and grammer doesn't necessarily make you a smart person. Or interesting. What's better?
-Today I went to the store and found a few snacks to eat. Over all I'd say it's a good time.
Or
-2dai i scene a dog fucking a racoon. id sai it wuz a gud tyme. fer da dog.
4. Porn xangas. Need I say more?
jessie. | | |
| I've decided to compile a list of things to complain about. This may or may not contain "not getting a lot of comments last post". Frankly, it probably won't.
1. Not getting a lot of comments last post. (That's right. I'm a filthy, filthy liar.)
2. It's cold outside. (It's so cold, even the Yeti is like "ehhh, I think I'mma stay away from that hellhole." It's so cold even the Flaming Torch is like "Where's my flame resistant jacket?" It's so cold even God is like "Whoa, I may have fucked up a little with this themostat thing.")
3. I have to pee. Tenaciously. (That's right. The Tenacious P. My urine sings me songs about eskimo's and super heros.)
4. I've been trying to prove to strangers that I think, and, therefore, exist, but, honestly, a lot of them just don't care.
jessie. | | |
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